Adopt a shopping cart
Adopt a spoon
"Let's put an end to wire hanger-on-wire hanger crime"
Save the sunflower seeds
Bagged gas pump nozzles
Christmas light addiction
Save the spaghetti
Save the overpass
Vote for Sam
Keep the ice cubes in the trays
Highway off-ramp adoption
Free the grass
Adopt a puddle
"Air conditioning units shouldn't be caged"
Keep watermelon from a life on the streets
Save the ice cubes
Save the kernels
Reunite the bread
2013: the year of the bagel
Save the corn
Don't let kids eat fences
Keep shopping carts out of the bushes
Help young brooms
Keep the houseplants inside the house
Put an end to pile violence
"Say 'no' to swing-on-swing set crime"
Support local mold
Pay phone-on-pay phone crime
Patio furniture-on-patio furniture crime
Big Screens program
Banana peel-on-banana peel crime
Keep stuffed animals from a life in the trees
"Sofas Shouldn't Be Caged"
"Save The Oranges"
Adopt a biscuit
Keep young french fries from a life on the streets
"Say 'no' to crop-on-crop crime"
Have your dumpsters chained up
"Talk to your pickles about leaving the jar"
Support interracial air conditioning units
"Talk to your toilet about a life in the woods"
Keep young bread rolls from a life on the streets
Shopping cart suicide
Make sure the sandwiches get eaten
Cucumbers on drugs
Help us end wheelbarrow violence
C.O.R.E: keeping young apples from a life on the streets
"Save the bananas: help us keep the peels on"
Throw out your sand
Ear wax discrimination vote
"Talk to your kids about hot dog ankles, before someone else does"
End barbecue sauce spills by 2020
Drier gang violence
"Support local lettuce"
"Save the Peanuts: help us keep the shells on"