May 8, 2012

Services

Advice Man for hire

* Taking a small awning in to the shower with you
* Don't pressure wash your driveway with milk
* Get down from that chandelier
* You can't take salad tongs to a gun fight
* Wearing a dress shirt and suspenders into the pool
* Where does he think he's going?
* Don't put french fries in your tea


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Kenneth 555-4029

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