Services

Psychiatrist for hire

"Let's squeeze the crazy out of you"


* Fear of a clothed elephant
* Making a quiche out of a molehill
* The voices inside your soup
* Fear of drowning in a small puddle
* Excessive stapling
* "I hate my daughter's laugh"
* I'm nervous around ice cubes
* Fear of harmonizing shampoo bottles


Call for rates and availability
Dorothy 555-0119