December 7, 2011

Personal ads

MEN SEEKING WOMEN


SBM, age 32. I've got my ex-wife's name tattooed on my right arm. Her name is Bobby.

Looking for a woman, or man, named Bobby.

Charles box 40029


Former toupee model with the heart of a goldfish.

Marty box 20007



WOMEN SEEKING MEN


I've had several relationships end near the women's restroom at Bert's Buffet.

Looking for a man who doesn't work at Bert's Buffet.

Claire box 88117


Let's get together and start a family (of otters).

Vanessa box 90906


I need a ride to the hair salon.

Deidra box 66700



OTHER


Single, brown chocolate bar, Melting.

Randy box 51556

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