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Vote Morris/Fanny '12
Campaign updates

Get on board with the candidate who:

- Voted to abolish all sidewalks
- Owns three goldfish
- Personally led the 2002 Klepitch County wheelbarrow boycotts
- Won 'best eyes' in his high school yearbook

January, 2012 debate schedule

* 1/6 - "The existence of eyebrows on dolphins"
* 1/13 - "Who said that?"
* 1/20 - "I shouldn't have agreed to this debate"

Our "throw things at the candidate" series is back!

* March 3, East Plumptin Hall - handfuls of peanuts
* March 25, Kerwood Manor - VHS cassettes
* April 17, Kaynesport Amphitheater - elementary school children
* May 5, Piso Hall - cough drops
* June 10, Feathers Village - heads of lettuce

Get involved!

We still need volunteers to help with:

* Collecting smiles door-to-door
* Soak the Umbrellaless (February 3-5, 2012)
* County-by-county help to sing the election night results next November


For more details, contact campaign manager Robert Derwood 555-2323