April 16, 2012

Events

Kaynesport Buffaloes 8-under baseball
Post-season banquet


Schedule of events:

6:55 p.m. - National anthem performed by Kenny's mother, Alice (humming w/sparklers)
7:05 p.m. - Dinner: applesauce and tap water
8:30 p.m. - Awards Show

To be given out:

* Greenest Bruise
* Worst Throw
* Most Awkward Older Brother
* 16th Man Award
* Worst odor
* Longest Cry
* Most Infield Dirt Eaten

10:00 p.m. - Begin security escorts to downstairs custodial closet
10:45 p.m. - Begin security escorts to parking lot


May 16 at Feathers Ballroom

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