May 11, 2011

Services

Advice Lady for hire


* Wearing a wool hat and sweatpants into the shower
* Don't make a turkey sandwich out of a molehill
* Where do you think you're going?
* Don't store leftover gravy in envelopes
* What not to shout at an elementary school chorus concert
* Don't wash your minivan with ranch dressing


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Cathy 555-2888

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