April 20, 2010

For sale

Husband - Randy
Age: 41

- Owner and proprietor of whatsinsiderandysear.com
- Pets: Verner (goldfish), Yoyo (imaginary dolphin)


Awards & honors:

* Eastern conference champion at 1997 Shampoo Drink
* Won "Oiliest Forehead" at 2005 Noggins


$200 or best offer
Danielle 555-4301

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