December 12, 2010

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Advice Man for hire

"Today is the first day of the rest of your week"

* You burn it you bought it
* Don't put sausage in your milk
* Let people blow their own noses
* A watermelon is not a pet
* Bringing an umbrella into the shower
* Don't pour apple sauce into your socks before putting them on


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Maxwell 555-3818

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