Events

The Bobby Classifieds' second-annual A Cookin' New Years Eve is almost here!

* Hosted by John Plum and Sissy Paddock *


"Come complain about 2009 and ring in 2010 with us!"


Tentative schedule:

7:50 p.m. - Police escort up escalator
8:00 p.m. - National anthem performed by Eddie and the Uncoordinated
8:15 p.m. - Wet Ear Muff Contest - semi finals/finals
9:30 p.m. - Let's Get Ernie Harrington Drunk (sponsored by Travis Light Beer)
9:45 p.m. - Musical performance by Shampoo Overdose
11:30 p.m. - Countdown to 11:59
11:59 p.m. - Countdown to midnight
12:00 a.m. - Raccoon Head Drop & sermon by Reverend Donnie Niles: "God was here a minute ago, you just missed him"


Call 555-7625 to order your tickets