November 22, 2009

Husband for sale

Gene
Age: 47

Favorite activity: salvaging spilled mustard
Sleeps: in the bathtub
Pets: bobcat (Steve); photograph of a hamster (Juju)
Imaginary friend as a child: Robot Ron


* Appeared in the 1993 TV documentary Field of Genes


$140 or best offer
Claire 555-4301

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