October 9, 2009

Obituary

Gervin Phelps (1902-2009)

Mr. Phelps passed away early Friday morning of an apparent raccoon overdose. Was one of the original members of the musical group The Yats Wuestling Experience; self-proclaimed "Godfather of coal"; married to his job (1939-1945), divorced, May 1945 for attending a meeting wearing two belts and no pants.

Funeral services, October 11 at 6:30 p.m. then it's off to Benny Q's for $1 beer night.

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