August 30, 2009

Personal ads

CATS SEEKING CATS



I coughed up something green and I'd like to share it with someone special. Tail must be natural.

Rex box 24202


Been chasing shadows and diving off the back porch for too long. I'm looking to settle down with a feline who isn't afraid to try scented litter every once in a while. Call me.

Trixxy box 66117



MEN SEEKING WOMEN


SWM, 43. Won "Most Likely to Shave Someones Beard While they Sleep" and "Best Smile" in Hamilton High School yearbook (June, 1984).

Trevor box 10091


SM, age 36. Brown teeth and misshapen left ear, but I more than make up for it with my air drumming.

Stan box 36810



WOMEN SEEKING MEN


I need a ride to the grocery store.

Amanda box 45917

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