October 6, 2008

For sale

Pro basketball bench

Everything must go before the start of the season-


Short, white guy: Mitch Donaldson

* Crew cut
* Former walk-on at Paymont University; averaged 4.7 ppg and 2.2 apg his senior year


7-3, 210-pound Slovakian: Dominic Hedvika

* Curly, brown perm


Power forward: Ricky "Lemontree" Daniels

* 6-4, 355 pounds
* Won three consecutive national pepperoni log eating contests (1998-2000)


Trainer: James

Eight red, folding chairs


Make us an offer

Cain City Mavericks
555-7225

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