August 16, 2008

For sale

Phillip

* 44 years old

Gray hair; drives a 1994 Ford Escort stationwagon; loves the Dallas Cowboys.

He's been married three times and unfortunately the 3rd time was not the charm.

$125 or best offer

Andrea 555-4022


Take out menus

I've got a ton of these things: chinese, indian, hamburger joints; italian.

5 for $10

*Special*
4 Bamboo Luau menus for $5

Arnold 555-1001

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those menu prices are outrageous. I'll give you $4 for the lot.

Anonymous said...

I'll give you $3.75