A life
I'm tired of my life. If you haven't been out in a while; need a woman, give me a call. I've been seeing three different women at the same time (all under age 25). I'm a junior partner at McCalley & Brandenburg law firm. I drive a really expensive car and I whistle and honk my horn at attractive women I see on the sidewalks. I bench press 275 pounds and I won "Best Hair" during my senior year of high school (1995). My mother, Deloris, comes over a lot, but she has her own futon.
David 555-7273
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